We fulfill the promises we make

 As promised Shashank will be given a ticket to fight from Delhi.He has commented on the blog and the seat is rightfully his. This is proof that we do fulfill our election promises and hence plz vote for us.

  Shanshanks agenda is to repair all killer flyovers and to paint all blueline buses bright fluorescent red so that people can spot them easily and hence avoid being hit.

Bitsian party

 I have taken to watching a lot of news channels lately and I see a lot of new parties coming up. There are parties created by IITians,socalites and sundry. There is also a fission of political parties leading to several factions. If these peopl can do it why not bitsians. So I have decided to open a Bitsian party for the 2009 lokshaba elections. Mind you this is not a spoof. Our party has a core ideology. Our "MANIFESTO" will be released shortly.

 I'll introduce to to some our ideas

1)Roti, Kapda,Makkan,Paani ,Bijli and LAN will be the new basic necessecities under our party.Only roti,kapda ,makkan is so 1970s.

2)We will introduce more reservations for bitsians in every sector.There will be 66% reservation for women in parliament,universities and other higher educational institutions.God knows we need it.We might even see cat fights in the parliament. Also the maximum age for women will be 40 to be eligible for  contesting.

3)Good quality food will be provided to all people. If the contracter does do that the students can deal with him directly.

I will now introduce you to our leaders.

EAST and NORT EASTERN INDIA

Soumyadeep will be contesting from westbengal.He is our reginal head for east and northeastern india. He is promising people jobs in his start up venture if u vote for him.

CENTRAL INDIA

Ashok will be contesting from bhopal. He is our regional head for central india. He is promising a free supply of suttas if u vote for him. 

WESTERN INDIA

I will be looking after the party in Maharashtra ,Gujarat and GOA. I will be contesting from mumbai south. I promise to provide funding for more slums so that we can have more oscars by making movies on them.

NORTH INDIA

Vatsa will be the head of our party from north india. He is promising free rides on his motor bike  for all those who vote for him

Our regional satrap pranjal will be contesting from lucknow. He is promising to biuld gyms for all fitness freaks out there.

SOUTH INDIA

LOKESHWAR is our party head in the south. He will be contesting from Tirupati. He is promising loud music to all those to vote for him. He will also be providing free maggi during election time.

Prannoy with his market knowlede will be our treasurer.Any donations plz send to prannoy room no 225.

Dhruv will be a party spokesperson He is also standing from delhi. He is promsing to meet a lot of girls from his constituency if he is elected.

 So plz do vote for us.

Bitsian party Jindabad

Bitsian party Jindabad

Bitsian party Jindabad

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People who comment on this post will be provided a ticket to fight the elections.

P.S. This is a work of fiction.Any resemblence to characteres living or dead is purely coincidental.

On chappals and shoes

 Ducking incoming chappals and shoes has become a prerequisite for for todays politicians. It will be taught as a one semester course in all political schools. Politicians will be graded on their ability to avoid shoes being hurled at them. The basis for comparison will be the distance between the target and the thrower,the size of the shoe etc. Only qualified candidates will be allowed to conduct press conferences,rallies etc.

 Till now many world leaders have successfully doged the shoes throw at them and since most of the attackers were reporters it can be safely assumed that reporters have a very bad aim.

 That why I have decided to start a new reality show for reporters where the would have to hurl shoes at each other. It will be a bulls eye system. There will be various rounds in which they will be tested for stationary targets as well as moving targets. Also there will be a public opinion poll through sms's. The winner of the tournament will be awarded 100 pairs of old smelly shoes to use against their favourate targets.

HP labs

We think so that you won't have to

Laws of conservation for beginners

The total amount of work done by Bitsians is constant and tends to zero.

Love is niether created nor destroyed. It just gets transferred from one girl to another.