On chappals and shoes

 Ducking incoming chappals and shoes has become a prerequisite for for todays politicians. It will be taught as a one semester course in all political schools. Politicians will be graded on their ability to avoid shoes being hurled at them. The basis for comparison will be the distance between the target and the thrower,the size of the shoe etc. Only qualified candidates will be allowed to conduct press conferences,rallies etc.

 Till now many world leaders have successfully doged the shoes throw at them and since most of the attackers were reporters it can be safely assumed that reporters have a very bad aim.

 That why I have decided to start a new reality show for reporters where the would have to hurl shoes at each other. It will be a bulls eye system. There will be various rounds in which they will be tested for stationary targets as well as moving targets. Also there will be a public opinion poll through sms's. The winner of the tournament will be awarded 100 pairs of old smelly shoes to use against their favourate targets.